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IPAS

MIND YOUR P’S & Q’S

6.5% ABV

PIGEON HILL BREWING CO
MUSKEGON MI | IPA

citrus & tropical notes take center stage for this IPA crafted for exclusively pints & quarts. notes of orange and tangerine in the nose and a light bitterness

Mug $4

Pint $6

ALL DAY IPA

4.7% ABV

FOUNDERS BREWING
GRAND RAPIDS, MI | IPA

a well-balanced light IPA that is smooth and clean with a good hop taste

Mug $3

Pints $5

TWO HEARTED IPA

7% ABV

BELL'S BREWERY
COMSTOCK, MI | IPA

a significant malt body balances this hop presence; together with fruity aromas of Bell’s house yeast

Mug $3

Pint $5

WHEEZIN THE JUICE

6.5% ABV

GRAND ARMORY
GRAND HAVEN, MI | IPA

a juicy IPA made with mosaic and citra hop that is slightly sweet with a clean finish

Mug $4

Pint $6

HAZY IS LAZY

6.8% ABV

HAYMARKET BEER COMPANY
BRIDGMAN, MI | WEST COAST IPA

Simcoe and Citra hops, juicy, with a dry and aromatic finish

Tulip $5

TRAIN HOPPER

6.9% ABV

WITCH'S HAT BREWINGH
SOUTH LYON, MI | IPA

Balanced and hop-forward, brewed with 5 different American hops and a delicate malt bill

Mug $3.25

Pint $5.25

JUICE JOINT

6.5% ABV

Trail Point
Allendale, MI | IPA

tropical aromas of pineapple and citrus, highlighting citra | galaxy | mosaic hops

Tulip $5

COTTON CANDY HAZE

5.5% ABV

Big Lake
Holland MI | NE IPA

cotton candy flavored new england IPA

Tulip $7

The legal drinking age in all U.S. states is 21 years old. Please drink responsibly.

PORTERS & STOUTS

EDMUND FITZGERALD

6% ABV

GREAT LAKES BREWING CO
CLEVELAND, OH | PORTER

a bittersweet, chocolate-coffee taste with a hop presence

Mug $3.50

Pint $5.50

GUINNESS DRAUGHT (NITRO)

4.2% ABV

SAINT JAMES' GATE
LEINSTER, IRELAND | STOUT

Classic Guinness made with the finest ingredients

Mug $4

Pint $6

QUAD BARREL AGED HIPSTER BRUNCH

10.25% ABV

ODD SIDE ALES
GRAND HAVEN, MI | BBA IMPERIAL STOUT

Imperial Stout brewed with maple syrup then aged in bourbon |rye| maple wood and double oak barrels with coffee and bacon added

Snifter $7

OLD RASPUTIN (NITRO)

9% ABV

NORTH COAST BREWING
FORT BRAGG, CA | RUSSIAN IMPERIAL STOUT

Classic Russian imperial stout with complex notes of dark roast coffee. bitter chocolate, and dark fruits

Snifter $6

BRIMLEY STOUT

5.5% ABV

BEARDS BREWERY
PETOSKEY MI | OATMEAL STOUT

dark and roasty but not bitter, with a soft and creamy finish

Snifter $5

NUTTER YOUR BUSINESS

5% ABV

Grand Armory
Grand Haven, MI | Milk Stout

chocolate peanut butter milk stout, as good as it sounds!

Snifter $5

The legal drinking age in all U.S. states is 21 years old. Please drink responsibly.

BELGIANS & WHEATS

WEIHENSTEPHAN HEFEWEISSBIER

5.4% ABV

WEIHENSTEPHAN
FRIESING, GERMANY | HEFENWEIZEN

golden ale wheat beer, with subtle banana flavor, full bodied; a smooth yeast taste

Tulip $6

SUMMER SHANDY

4.2% ABV

LEINENKUGEL'S BREWING
CHIPPEWA FALLS WI | WEISS BEER

traditional weiss beer with refreshing natural lemonade flavors

Mug $3

Pint $5

GERALD'S TALKING DOG

7.5% ABV

STORMCLOUD BREWING
FRANKFORT MI | DUBBEL

belgian rye dubbel fermented with tart cherries

Tulip $5

The legal drinking age in all U.S. states is 21 years old. Please drink responsibly.

LAGERS & ALES

Red Jacket Amber

5.1% ABV

Keweenaw Brewing
Houghton, MI | Amber Ale

classic oktoberfest-style ale with medium body and light hops

Mug $3

Pint $5

Bell's OBERON

5.8% ABV

BELL'S BREWING CO
COMSTOCK, MI

a popular fruit wheat ale brewed with oranges

Mug $3

Pint $5

DIRTY BASTARD

8.5% ABV

FOUNDERS BREWING CO.
GRAND RAPIDS, MI | SCOTCH ALE - WEE HEAVY

Dark red and complex, hints of smoke and a malty richness, balanced with roasted barley and hops

Mug $3.25

Pint $5.25

DORTMUNDER GOLD

5.8% ABV

GREAT LAKES BREWING CO
CLEVELAND, OH | LAGER

a smooth German lager; delicate balance between sweet malt & dry hop flavors

Mug $3.5

Pint $5.5

MODELO ESPECIAL

4.5% ABV

MARCO BREWERY
MEXICO CITY | LAGER

pilsner type beer, smooth and refreshing

Mug $3

Pint $5

PERRIN BLACK ALE

5.8% ABV

PERRIN BREWING CO
COMSTOCK PARK, MI | DARK ALE

low in gravity, clean, crisp & flavor filled but light on the tongue

Mug $3.5

Pint $5.5

GRAPEFRUIT SUPREME

4.5% ABV

SURLY BREWING
MINNEAPOLIS MN | TART ALE

bright grapefruit flavor and tartness, crisp and citrusy

Tulip $5

The legal drinking age in all U.S. states is 21 years old. Please drink responsibly.

FRUITS, CIDERS, SOURS, & SPECIALTY

SOFT PARADE SHANDY

4.2% ABV

Short's Brewing
Bellaire MI | Shandy

fruit rye ale brewed with raspberry, strawberry, blackberry, and blueberry - then blended with Short's homemade lemonade

Mug $3.5

Pint $5.5

CRANBERRY - GRAPEFRUIT SELTZER

5% ABV

MIDDLECOAST BREWING
TRAVERSE CITY, MI | HARD SELTZER

this light refreshing seltzer has 100 calories, is gluten-free & all-natural

Mug $3

Pint $5

SKINNY DIP – BLOOM

4% ABV

Farmhaus Cider
Allendale MI | Cider Shandy

blueberries and cider - light, fruity, and delicious

Snifter $5

TRIPLE JAM

6.5% ABV

BLAKE'S CIDER
ARMADA, MI | HARD CIDER

semi-sweet cider bursting with strawberries, raspberries, and blackberries

Tulip $5.5

VIBRANT P'OCEAN

4.7% ABV

DOGFISH HEAD CRAFT BREWERY
MILTON, DE | SOUR

Complex, ruby-colored ale with tart, dry flavors of jammy berries and floral lemon

Snifter $5

PINK LEMONADE SELTZER

5% ABV

Odd Side Ales
Grand Haven MI | Hard Seltzer

0 sugar | 0 carbs | 110 calories pink lemonade flavored seltzer

Mug $2.5

Pint $4.5

STRAWBERRY LIME CIDER

4% ABV

Rekorderlig
Vimmerby Sweden | Hard Cider

made from pure swedish spring water and 100% all natural ingredients

Snifter $6

NON ALCOHOLIC BEVERAGES

SPRECHER ROOT BEER

0% ABV

Sprecher Brewing Co
Glendale WI | NA ROOT BEER soda

A classic root beer featuring vanilla, nutmeg, mint, and sassafras flavors

Mug $2

Pint $3

Float $5

The legal drinking age in all U.S. states is 21 years old. Please drink responsibly.

DRAFTS ON DECK

SCP (NITRO)

6% ABV

Pigeon Hill
Muskegon MI | Porter

Porter with flavors of salted caramel and chocolate

Tulip $6

JUDGEMENT DAY

10.2% ABV

Lost Abbey
San Marcos CA | Abbey-Style Quadruple Ale

trappist-inspired quad with flavors of dark malt, raisins, and yeast-driven complexity

Snifter $5.5

CUCUMBER LIME SELTZER

5% ABV

Middle Coast Brewing Co
Traverse City MI | Hard Seltzer

130 calories per pint, GF along with all natural, all michigan ingredients

Mug $3.25

Pint $5.25

GREAT WHITE WIT

4.8% ABV

Lost Coast
Eureka CA | Belgian-Style White Ale

crisp and refreshing, unfiltered, hints of coriander and citrus

Mug $3.25

Pint $5.25

PEANUTS AND CRACKERJACK

6% ABV

Mitten Brewing Co
Grand Rapids MI | Porter

porter made with real roasted peanuts from Germack Pistachio Company

Mug $3.5

Pint $5.5

TICKET HAZE

5.7% ABV

Ellison Brewing
Lansing MI | Hazy Pale Ale

crushable double-dry-hopped pale ale brewed with citra and mosaic hops

Mug $3.5

Pint $5.5

JAM UP THE MASH

5.2% ABV

Collective Arts
Hamilton Ontario | Dry-Hopped Sour

juicy, huge hop aroma, sour, and extremely refreshing

Tulip $7.25

POG HARD SELTZER

5% ABV

Short's Brewing
Bellaire MI | Hard Seltzer

no added carbs, no sugar and gf, passion fruit, orange, and guava

Mug $2.25

Pint $4.5

WIDOW MAKER BLACK ALE

5.2% ABV

Keweenaw Brewing Company
Houghton MI | Black Ale

clean, smooth, and easy drinking with a touch of dark malt roastiness

Mug $3.25

Pint $5.25

The legal drinking age in all U.S. states is 21 years old. Please drink responsibly.

BEER BOTTLES

beer bottles

BEACH PLEASE 5% …………… 4.00

BELL’S OBERON 5.8% …………… 3.50

COORS LIGHT 4.2% ...………… 3.50

BUD LIGHT 4.2% ...………… 3.50

MILLER LITE 4.2% ................ 3.50

MICHELOB LITE 4.3% ................ 3.50

STELLA ARTOIS 5.2% ............ 5.00

The legal drinking age in all U.S. states is 21 years old. Please drink responsibly.

MIXED DRINKS

QUARANTINE: DAY 5

vodka, rum, gin, tequila, triple sec, house made sour mix & pineapple juice (limit 2)

$8

MOJITO

rum, house made mint simple syrup, soda water, fresh lime, mint (optional: strawberry | coconut | raspberry)

$8

POMEGRANATE MARTINI

pomegranate juice, simple syrup, pomegranate vodka, lime

$8

BLOOD ORANGE MANGO-TINI

mango vodka, lemon juice, simple syrup, blood orange juice

$8

ULTIMATE BLOODY MARY

tito’s vodka, spiced rim, pints’ mix, PBR sidecar & skewer (bacon, ham & pickle wrap, pickled asparagus, pickled celery stalk, stuffed jalapeno, stuffed olive, cheese)

$12

PINTS' SANGRIA

red wine, white wine, fresh juice, fruit puree, hard cider, fruit

Single $8

Pail $14

Gallon $30

MARGARITA

tequila, triple sec, house made sour mix, lime (+ $1 strawberry)

Single $8

Pail $14

PATIO PAILS

32oz cocktails in a collectible pail

MANAGER'S SPECIAL

THE ORIGINAL PAIL
vodka, strawberry-kiwi crystal light, sour gummy worms
(how management survived the pandemic and avoided gaining the quarantine 15lbs)

$14

FROZEN SANGRIA

red wine, white wine, fresh juice, fruit puree, hard cider, fruit

$14

FROZEN MARGARITA

tequila, triple sec, house made sour mix, lime (+ $1 strawberry)

$14

RASPBERRY LEMONADE

house vodka infused raspberries, pints’ frozen sour mix

$14

HALF N’ HALF

pints’ frozen sangria & frozen margarita

$14

FISHBOWL

blue curacao, MF blue liqueur, watermelon pucker, malibu rum, melon liqueur, house sour mix, pineapple juice, sprite, swedish fish

$14

FROZEN BOURBON N' COLA

house-infused Tahitian vanilla & cherry bourbon, frozen coca-cola, boozy cherry skewer

$14

PINTS’ PATIO PITCHERS

serves 5 cocktails

TRADITIONAL MOJITO

silver rum, mint simple syrup, fresh lime juice, mint, soda water (+$2 coconut mojito)

$16

STRAWBERRY MARGARITA

tequila, triple sec, fresh strawberry, fresh lime juice, house-made sour mix

$18

DON’T FALL OFF THE DOCK

vodka, rum, tequila, peach schnapps, blue curacao, blue raspberry vodka, house sour mix, soda water

$20

TO – GO PARTY BAGS

half gallon bag includes 4 cups, 4 jumbo straws, garnish

TRADITIONAL MARGARITA

tequila, triple sec, house-made sour mix

$16

BLOOD ORANGE MARGARITA

tequila, mango vodka, triple sec, peach schnapps, house-made sour mix, fresh lime juice, blood orange juice

$20

BLUEBERRY WATERMELON

house-infused blueberry vodka, watermelon vodka, fresh lemon juice, simple syrup, lemonade

$20

FISHBOWL

coconut rum, pineapple rum, raspberry vodka, peach schnapps, blue curacao, pineapple juice, house-made sour, fresh lemon juice, fresh lime juice

$24

The legal drinking age in all U.S. states is 21 years old. Please drink responsibly.

WINES

WHITE WINE

House Pinot Grigio* - $5 glass | $19 bottle
House Chardonnay* - $5 glass | $19 bottle
House Riesling* - $5 glass | $19 bottle
House Moscato*- $5 glass | $19 bottle

Massay Dacta Sauv. Blanc* - $27 bottle

RED WINE

House Pinot Noir* - $5 glass | $19 bottle
House Cabernet* - $5 glass | $19 bottle
House Merlot* - $5 glass | $19 bottle

Bonanza Cab. Sauvignon* - $32 bottle

The legal drinking age in all U.S. states is 21 years old. Please drink responsibly.